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Tuesday, June 21
Spot the difference
Fashion Court, whats your say?
‘By fire by force’
We hate it when you flaunt what you don’t have. Our findings show that the Nigeria fashion police are concerned about wannabes who flaunt their tits ‘by fire by force.’ Our jury wonders where you got the guts to hatch such a notorious plot in public. Well, if we are to believe an eyewitness during court session, “na bad market cause am.” That definitely explains all this show of flesh. Nevertheless, you must pay N3 million fine within 24 hours or that dress would be confiscated. Mind you, we don’t care how you get home.
Boobs proliferation
We are so unhappy about the proliferation of what is now seen in legal terms as “the boob window dress.” Our jury believes we need to get our scientists to invent a new device that would keep wild and stubborn tits like yours in check. We are sure we need a lot of funding for this initiative. So you have been fined N5.5million to kickstart the research.
Suicide mission
Haba! This is so unfair. How could you do this to those pair of breasts? For this abuse, we have decided to put together a panel that would agitate for breast rights because of your ilk. You are hereby fined N5 million.
Breastful
Pretty face, we need no soothsayer to tell us that you are well endowed. But letting the ‘girls’ hang out half out of your dress is a no-no in this court of law. You are hereby banished from every public function and pay a fine of N2.5 million.
Contrast
We were lost for words when we saw this exhibit, because it was a great contrast to your age. How come your exhibit went all south south? Section 230 subsection 23a states that you should “dress the way you want be addressed.” You are hereby sentenced to three months in Azare, Bauchi State, where you will be mandated to milk cows every morning. We are sure you will appreciate your
mammary glands better while there. .
Why Celebrities Marraige Dont work
Most men of self made billionaires and millionaires even the thousanaire (lol) don’t divorce their wives just because they have the money and can do whatever they wish to. But on the same issue with the Ladies reverse is the case.
Now comin to my main reason for dis post: Why is it that most of the women that make it by theirselves without their husbands,, hardly stayed married?. I mean those that make it through career/profession, especially celebrities.
I have pondered on it thoroughly with little research and I realized that most of the Ladies who are well to do did not stick to their marriage and some of them don’t get married at all, but they prefer to be a single mother. Some just want to answer Mrs. Somebody and go their separate wayz, while some prefer going into relationship with any Guy they admired and probably make a baby from the Guy and leave him to hook up with another Guy.
Now comin to my main reason for dis post: Why is it that most of the women that make it by theirselves without their husbands,, hardly stayed married?. I mean those that make it through career/profession, especially celebrities.
I have pondered on it thoroughly with little research and I realized that most of the Ladies who are well to do did not stick to their marriage and some of them don’t get married at all, but they prefer to be a single mother. Some just want to answer Mrs. Somebody and go their separate wayz, while some prefer going into relationship with any Guy they admired and probably make a baby from the Guy and leave him to hook up with another Guy.
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